[09/18][图文]08年网络流行语大盘点
<P>1.我帅的不是外表,我帅的是气魄!<BR><B></B><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_9b0c576df462675.jpg');" src="http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_9b0c576df462675.jpg" border=0> <BR><BR>2、黑夜给了我一双黑色的眼睛,我却用它来翻白眼<BR><B></B><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_8fe93f872ed5e84.jpg');" src="http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_8fe93f872ed5e84.jpg" border=0><BR><BR>3、名花虽有主,我来松松土 <BR><B></B><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_28c2ad5e8836786.jpg');" src="http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_28c2ad5e8836786.jpg" border=0><BR><BR>4、思想有多远,你就给我滚多远 <BR><B></B><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_a2f289cf95c9731.jpg');" src="http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_a2f289cf95c9731.jpg" border=0><BR><BR>5、不害怕流氓,就怕流氓有文化 <BR><B></B><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_8525c2650acbc80.jpg');" src="http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_8525c2650acbc80.jpg" border=0><BR><BR>6你的就是我的,我的还是我的<BR><B></B><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_d8af448e296f3fb.jpg');" src="http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_d8af448e296f3fb.jpg" border=0><BR><BR>7.早起的鸟儿有虫吃,早起的虫儿被鸟吃 <BR><B></B><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_8c49e7c9a4442ed.jpg');" src="http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_8c49e7c9a4442ed.jpg" border=0><BR><BR>8.铁杵能磨成针,但木杵只能磨成牙签,材料不对,在努力也没用<BR> <B></B><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_534ec1c31df2500.jpg');" src="http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_534ec1c31df2500.jpg" border=0><BR><BR>9.唯女人与英雄难养也,唯老婆与工作难找也<BR><BR><B></B><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_93769940293723c.jpg');" src="http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_93769940293723c.jpg" border=0> </P><P>10只要锄头舞的好,哪有墙头挖不倒<BR><B></B><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_95d473c202305c5.jpg');" src="http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_95d473c202305c5.jpg" border=0></P> 11,要在江湖混,最好是光棍 <BR><B></B><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_4f6576094f2f6ab.jpg');" src="http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_4f6576094f2f6ab.jpg" border=0><BR><BR>12.不要和我比懒,我懒的和你比<BR><BR><B></B><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_81c69a70479ec61.jpg');" src="http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_81c69a70479ec61.jpg" border=0><BR><BR>13别人的钱财乃我的身外之物<BR> <B></B><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_f20d66550840304.jpg');" src="http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_f20d66550840304.jpg" border=0> <BR><BR>14我喝水只喝纯净水,牛奶只喝纯牛奶,所以我很单纯<BR><B></B><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_74e1f9f29a4bf1c.jpg');" src="http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_74e1f9f29a4bf1c.jpg" border=0><BR><BR>15争吵的时候,男人和女人的区别就像步枪和机关枪的区别<BR> <B></B><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_b8054549a3fc8ac.jpg');" src="http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_b8054549a3fc8ac.jpg" border=0><BR><BR>16不吃饱,哪有力气减肥啊 <BR><B></B><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_19e513edbee66d2.jpg');" src="http://img1.ylmf.com/attachment/Day_080907/176_972315_19e513edbee66d2.jpg" border=0> 不错啊,帅带了 58~~ 这个 好笑 呵呵,有点意思,流氓会武术谁也挡不住
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