[10/13][贴图]成龙经典搞笑动作设计[9P]

金雕发表于 2008-10-13 08:42:52

死缠烂打——不怕你够狠，不怕你能打，只要我死缠烂打，不怕揍，不怕疼，咬定“青山不放松”，饶你是下山猛虎，照样吓得哭爹喊娘、讨输投降。
 
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随手乱用——将身边的任何日常用具都能用做武器，或者用杂耍的设计做出诙谐的效果。你看，同时接三个电话，说多了肯定乱，结果“丈母娘”就变成了“王八蛋”。 
 
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连体麻烦——两个人突然被拷在一起怎么办？双人跳水也得练一段时间才能有默契呀。这下可好，后有追兵，逃跑时行动不一，你上我就下，两位很辛苦是吧？观众看得可开心呢。 
 
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猫蹿狗闪——拍动作片的，身手要灵活，反应要机敏，上可蹿墙爬寨，下可钻裆避祸，你有多厉害我不知道，反正你打不到我、我能干倒你才是真的。
 
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竞技幽默——说到底，银幕上的打斗再真实激烈也是假的。既然如此，不妨将竞技游戏也引入电影。杂耍式的踢毽、跳绳，是否很有趣呢？ 
 
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学学女人——男扮女装，成龙不是第一个，也不是最漂亮的一个，但绝对是最耍宝的几个。抛个媚眼，晃晃臀部，不信你不笑。
 
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其实也疼——都说英雄流血不流泪，挨两下打也不能喊疼，这话明着说都对，但在没人看见的时候，也不免呲牙咧嘴疼得吸冷气啊。都是爹娘养的，挨揍不疼谁信呢？ 
 
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高空蹦极——都说猴子喜欢爬高，身轻如猿的成龙也动不动就往高爬。最倒霉的还总被一帮坏人追，结果到高处又得被逼着往下跳：“成龙，你倒是跳啊，金刚不是从这儿跳下去了吗？” 
 
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花招唬人——能打的不如会花架子的，没必要每次都那么拼命打吧，先练几招花拳绣腿，先把你唬住再说。 
 
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一叶参 发表于 2008-10-13 09:44:27

我喜欢成龙的电影，个性鲜明；都是电影截图，图片小了点哈65～～

mmc_2345 发表于 2008-10-13 11:23:34

其实有很多都很搞笑的

cpq28 发表于 2008-10-13 12:32:29

成龙大哥的电影每部都很经典！！

番茄男孩2000 发表于 2008-10-13 16:19:38

哈哈哈……楼主真是有心！

luckyzy58 发表于 2008-10-14 15:11:34

成龙还真是样样都行啊

blacktea777 发表于 2008-10-15 08:51:37

感谢楼主的好东西一起分享。

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