[02/11][分享]最牛B的英汉翻译，笑傻了

taowei1979

1．we two who and who？
　　咱俩谁跟谁阿   

　　2．how are you ? how old are you?   
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？

　　3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you   
　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你  

　　4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！  
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

　　5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!
　　有事起奏，无事退朝  

　　6．you me you me
　　彼此彼此

　　7．You Give Me Stop!  
　　你给我站住！

　　8．know is know noknow is noknow
　　知之为知之，不知为不知

　　9．WATCH SISTER  
　　表妹

　　10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’ son can make hole!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞

　　11．American Chinese not enough  
　　美中不足

　　12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die  
　　车祸现场描述  

　　13．heart flower angry open   
　　心花怒放   

　　14．go past no mistake past  
　　走过路过， 不要错过

　　15．小明：I am sorry!  
　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!  
　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!

　　16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
　　要钱没有，要命一条   

     17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
　　我叫李老大，今年25。

dave945

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